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Nerdy tee - Alchemy Tapestry

Description: “The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words.” ― William H. Gass, A Temple of Texts This design was inspired by the curious transmutation of words into stories into lessons... Check the sizing chart.

Tags: popular
Necromancy Tapestry

Description: Surely the Dark Arts aren't for the squeamish or the Faint of Heart. The ever blurring line between life and Death is one that One does not tread upon lightly. However, the benefits are great. Knowledge from beyond the grave can be a great boon to all humanity. ...Also, never having to cry over the loss of a beloved pet isn't a bad perk either, just sayin'. Order a size up if not sure, the Tees might run a smidgen small.

Tags: dungeons, dragons, ad, dragon, dungeon
Prophecy of the Great Conjunction - 80s Dark Fantasy Tapestry

Description: When the three suns meet, the prophecy is fulfilled. A tribute to the era of mystics and land-walkers. From the village of the podlings to the shadows of the castle, the crystal must be healed before the Garthim find you.

Tags: 80s dark fantasy, podlings, land walkers, mystics, garthim
Nerdy Tee -Conspiracy Theories Tapestry

Description: So a special design made for @hacksawjenny from @d20Babes on Twitch, this one is a perfect balance of nerdy and paranoid. featuring the All Seeing Eye, you may or may not get the attention you were looking for, but its certainly going to be a memorable conversation!

Tags: nerd, kurtis wiebe, d20babes, hacksawjenny, illuminati
Nerdy Tee - Shipper Trash Tapestry

Description: For those of us who do it, Shipping is as natural as breathing. personal investment is only natural.. so lets not judge. I'm proud of being shipper trash and you should be too

Tags: nerd, parody, shipper trash, shipper, deity
D&D Tee - #Critter Ohana Tapestry

Description: as an homage to the community that got me through so much and lifted me up when nothing else could, i made this. i hope mu Ohana loves it as much as i love them. Kenn

Tags: critters, d20, d and d, dice, dm
Gruumsh Tapestry

Description: Old Gruumsh One-Eye s calling to you. Your Tribe, your People, call to you. He Who Never sleeps, the unblinking god of destruction who unleashed the savage multitudes against outposts of civilization, whispers forever in your ear. It is time to rise up with your Orcish bretheren, to rage against Man, Elf and Dwarf alike, to claim all lands for Orcish kind! Sizing matter in this, check the chart and order accordingly

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, dice
Orclebee's Tapestry

Description: Listen, we all know after a long adventure through the Underdark there is a HUGE need to decompress, share a few drinks with your compatriots, and generally snack on 1/2 price appetizers till the Bleary-Eyed End of the night. When that time comes, come to Orclebee's, where we follow the same philosophy we started with – serving good food to good adventurers. So come on down, and we'll take care of you, your party, and yes, your Animal Familiars are welcome. Check the sizing chart, please

Tags: gaming, dungeons and dragons, dm, gm, vox machina
Esoteric Tee - Clairvoyance Tapestry
Tags: pentacle, witchcraft, paganism, occult, metaphysical
Priestess of Lolth Tapestry

Description: The unyielding Matriarch of Dark Elf Society, Lolth stands for all of the things that make Drow society Terrible and terrifyingly attractive. Brutal and sadistic, Lolth's priestesses subjugate their males without mercy, and give their enemies no quarter in battle. Drow are little, so are their shirts. Check the size chart and order up if in doubt.

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Auril - Goddess of Winter Icy Frost Maiden Eternal Winter Tapestry

Description: Invoke the chill of the eternal winter. Whether surviving the frozen tundra or channeling the fury of the storm, this gear is for those who embrace the ice. Fear the bite of the frost and the silence of the midnight sun.

Tags: ice queen, winter soul, frozen north, arctic horror, icy grasp
Bringing Bacchus Back Tee Tapestry

Description: All Fauns and Satyr bring yourselves and make flow the fruit of the vine! The Father of the Harvest beckons you to make merry and revel! (and get wrecked) Shirts and Hoodies offered in several colors. if you like to let loose at the bacchanalia you might want to try to order 1 size up

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Gorgon Tapestry

Description: The Gorgons were three monsters in Greek mythology, daughters of Echidna and Typhon, the mother and father of all monsters respectively. Their names were Stheno, Euryale, and the most famous of them, Medusa. Look upon them and tremble, for that will be the last movement you ever make. Check the sizing chart before Ordering!

Tags: gaming, dungeons and dragons, halfling, critical, dungeon
Nerdy Tee - Tinkerer Tapestry

Description: This ones for Science! It's for the engineers, the inventors and the mad scientists who break new ground and generally risk the explosion that follows great discovery! check the sizing chart for best fit.

Tags: clockwork, critical, critters, d20, d and d
Pirate Tee - Do You Speak It? Tapestry

Description: Talk Like a priate Day is coming up, and nothing would make a more affirmative statement than this amazing Tshirt to commemorate the event! Available in many colors and sizes. please check the sizing chart!

Tags: captain america, hectorbarbossa, captainbarbossa, barbossa, captain kidd
Cthulhu Tee - Innsmouth Clambake Tapestry

Description: The Essex County department of Parks and Recreation has scheduled a Clambake at the Innsmouth marina this Friday! There will be Food and Music, Face Painting for the kids, and sorts of surprises! Come join us as we celebrate the bounty of the see and our gurgling watery voiced overlords! Sizing runs a little small, so if in doubt, order 1 size up.

Tags: cthulhu, lovecraft, innsmouth, ipswitch, horror
Unseelie Court Tapestry

Description: What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not Human. They are actual Fae; both Light and Dark. Both parties have agreed to their grievance heard before Queen Mab and have their disputes settled here, in our forum: The Unseelie Court. Sizing runs small, check the sizing chart before ordering.

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Nerdy Tee - Yoga Tapestry

Description: the benefits of yoga include: Increased flexibility. Increased muscle strength and tone. Improved respiration, energy and vitality. Maintaining a balanced metabolism. Weight reduction. Cardio and circulatory health. Improved athletic performance. Protection from injury. The Benefits of wine include: Witty comebacks Flawless dance moves Being able to listen to that story your in-laws tell again and again and again... Wine makes you lean... Against tables, chairs, floors, walls etc. Clearly good arguments so: WHY NOT BOTH? Check your Sizing

Tags: yoga, zen, enlightenment, buddhist, winemaker
Quetzalcoatl Tapestry

Description: The god Quetzalcoatl, is the Feathered Serpent or Precious Twin. He is the god intelligence and self-reflection, a patron of priests. Quetzalcoatl is a primordial god of creation, a giver of life.

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Pirate Tee - Corsairs! Tapestry

Description: HARRRR!! Talk Like a Pirate Day, Sept. 19, is right around the corner! Fly your colors, Corsairs, Bandits and Brigands!

Tags: treasure island, blackbeard, pirates of the caribbean, jack sparrow, captain jack sparrow
Avocado Toast Tapestry

Description: Hey Man, I dont know that i need anyone to tell me how to spend my money on my chosen breakfast. But in case they do, they'll find you first in this T shirt. And thats why i made it *sneaks away* Check the sizing chart.

Tags: avocado, design, food, foodie, funny
G-Force: G-3 Legit Princess - Jun the Swan (Gatchaman Edition) Tapestry

Description: The electronics and demolitions expert of the Science Ninja Team. Whether she is running the Snack J cafe or dismantling a Galactor bomb with her electrified yo-yo, she is the Legit Princess of G-Force. This design is a niche "If You Know, You Know" (IYKYK) nod to G-3. Perfect for a heavy-weight hoodie or a morning coffee mug. Flies like a dove, strikes like a falcon. Okay don't do anything else don't post anything else until I say so

Tags: battle of the planets, science ninja team, g force, g 3, jun the swan
Illuminati All Seeing Eye Conspiracy Theory Occult Symbol Tapestry

Description: The eye that sees all from the peak of the pyramid. A tribute to the hidden hand of the secret society and the mysteries of the New World Order. Keep your secrets close and your theories even closer.

Tags: conspiracy theory, all seeing eye, occult art, new world order, secret society
Coffee Logic Programming Humor Caffeine Syntax Tapestry

Description: The ritual is ancient: input caffeine, output logic. For the digital architects and syntax sorcerers who require a specific chemical balance to communicate with the material world. Don't talk back until the brew is finished. Well coffee has your back... Coffee doesnt ask questions, coffee only supports you, befriends you, and keeps yo from tearing the head off of the co-worker who keeps sending you random videos that were funny 2 years ago. So Embrace what you love: Embrace Coffee! Also check the sizing chart.

Tags: caffeine, programming, computer science, coding humor, software engineer
Boulder Parchment Shears Tapestry

Description: a game as old as time, as well as a decision making tool!

Tags: critical, tabletop, roleplay, rpg, d20

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