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Tyrannosaurus Wreck Tapestry

Description: It's just a meh kind of day, i feel like i don't have any future... i mean look at my arms,, i couldn't put my own socks on... well if i *had* socks to begin with. Not to mention i've got no friends at all... they all run away when i come around. :( I know, i gotta be positive. I'm gonna do my best to get out there and look up in the sky and face the world with a big bright... oh,whats that? huh... well whatever it is, gets gettin' bigger and it... coming... this... way.

Tags: dino, raptor, t rex, prehistoric, anxiety
Bunker Boy Tapestry

Description: Trump bravely spent nearly an hour of his Friday night in the White House’s fortified bunker in a rare security response that typically only occurs in the face of a terrorist threat. The Secret Service made the decision to whisk Trump, his wife Melania and his son, Barron, off to the bunker. what a Tough Guy!

Tags: election, donald trump, activism, activist, black lives matter
Anonymous - Do Not Trust - GOLD Tapestry

Description: With the dire need for justice and accountability, and a complete lack of action from the very systems that are supposed to keep the people safe, it is comforting to know that the collective known as ANONYMOUS has returned to hold those systems accountable as well as the elites that control them. "Unfortunately, We do not trust your Corrupt Organization to carry out Justice"

Tags: activism, anti government, vendetta, fsociety, guy fawkes
Anonymous - Do Not Trust - WHT Tapestry

Description: With the dire need for justice and accountability, and a complete lack of action from the very systems that are supposed to keep the people safe, it is comforting to know that the collective known as ANONYMOUS has returned to hold those systems accountable as well as the elites that control them. "Unfortunately, We do not trust your Corrupt Organization to carry out Justice"

Tags: blm, hacker, justice for george floyd, resist, justice
Anonymous - Do Not Trust Tapestry

Description: With the dire need for justice and accountability, and a complete lack of action from the very systems that are supposed to keep the people safe, it is comforting to know that the collective known as ANONYMOUS has returned to hold those systems accountable as well as the elites that control them. "Unfortunately, We do not trust your Corrupt Organization to carry out Justice"

Tags: vendetta, hacker, activist, guy fawkes, anti government
Introverted but Astronomy Tapestry

Description: I really dont do well in crowds, but man, look at all the space out there.... you know... in SPACE. Perfect for me.

Tags: moon, universe, nasa, astronaut, introverted
Crossbows Role Playing Tee Tapestry

Description: honestly, The crossbow is probably the most underrated weapon in fantasy role-play ever. However it's a great way to deescalate a conflict in a Tavern in a cave, or just about anywhere. You just want to make sure it's loaded before you start jaw Jackin that Orc.

Tags: critical role, dungeons, rpg, tabletop, d20
Dice Fetishist Tapestry

Description: In terms of Dice, i have a type. Polyhedral.

Tags: fantasy, dice, tabletop, dragons, dungeons
Cast Fireball Tapestry

Description: Player: listen, i didn't say i wanted to know how big the room was, i said i wanted to Cast Fireball... DM: Sure, what's the worst that could happen?

Tags: dnd, d20, dice, vox machina, role play
Can We Just play Now? Tapestry

Description: i just want to get my dice out and play a game!

Tags: critrole, critters, roleplaying, critical role, tabletop
Interstellar Protectorate Tapestry

Description: the Protectorate serves

Tags: protectorate, alcatraz, interstellar, elliot, black mirror
LGBTQ Pride Cinnamon Rolls Trans Allyship Support Tapestry

Description: Protecting Trans lives and celebrating our LGBTQ+ community is at the heart of this design. Just as a bakery brings folks together, we stand in fierce solidarity. You are valid, you are seen, and you are a vital part of the recipe. 📎

Tags: queer support, trans rights, transgender ally, gender affirming, solidarity
Esoteric Serpent with all seeing eye Tapestry

Description: an Esoteric Serpent with all seeing eye

Tags: jormungandr, graphic, masonic, midgard serpent, mystery
Warlocks Why Can't We be Fiends? Tapestry

Description: Warlocks, Man.. they get all the good stuff. hexes and hellish rebukes... all for the low price of your soul at some later date.. those guys are super smart, haha...haha... hah...

Tags: d and d, dm, tabletop, tiefling, dice
The Booty Tapestry

Description: Obviously we don't exclusively search out wealth and riches. we are adventurers! Heroes! but you know... Heroes gotta eat... So a little recompense to cover expenses, meals, lodging, and weapon upgrades... thats not selfish! anyway... make sure you check the sizing chart on this.

Tags: dungeons and dragons, d and d, d20, dice, dungeons
My Back and Body Hurts - Funny Aging Tabletop Gamer Tee Tapestry

Description: For the adventurer who has spent one too many nights hunched over a battle map. This design is a tribute to the physical toll of epic quests and the reality of being a veteran hero. Perfect for long sessions and late-night gaming marathons.

Tags: aging gamer, dungeon crawl, fitness humor, funny gamer, game night
5 Percenter V2 - Illustrated Red Edition Tapestry

Description: Embrace the chaotic joy of the natural 20! A striking red polyhedral die-the universal symbol of tabletop power. Roll high with this nod to the 5 percent chance of critical success. Perfect for game nights, conventions, or anyone who lives life on a lucky streak.

Tags: crit, critical hit, critical success, fantasy, gaming
5 Percenter V2 - Illustrated B&W Edition Tapestry

Description: The definitive tribute to the ultimate tabletop triumph. This V2 edition features premium high-contrast monochrome detailing, celebrating the natural twenty that turns the tide of battle. A must-have for the serious party.

Tags: critical hit, d20, dungeon crawl, fantasy gaming, game night
Nerdy Tee - Hawkins Police Dept Tapestry

Description: "You wanna know the worst thing that’s ever happened here in the four years I’ve been working here? The worst thing that has ever happened here was when an owl attacked Elanor Gillespie's head because he thought it was a nest." We love us some Chief Hooper... this shirt means we cab let everyone know check the sizing chart!

Tags: duffer brothers, dustin, mike, hooper, upsidedown
One For My Gnomies TTRPG Tabletop Roleplaying Pun Tapestry

Description: Never forget your friends of limited stature. This is a tribute to the stout-hearted, often overlooked heroes who carry the adventuring party. Show some love for your favorite short-tempered spellcaster, sneaky rogue, or trusty fighter. This one's for the gnomies who always roll natural 20s.

Tags: fantasy, fighter, funny, gnomies, halfling
Genghis Connie's Chinese Food Harlem Urban Legend Lore Tapestry

Description: If you know the corner, you know the legend. A tribute to the street-level history of Harlem, where the food was hot and the heroes were local. A deep-cut for those who remember the neighborhoods before they changed. Shop here:

Tags: urban legend, new york city, street lore, chinese takeout, local history
Tiefling Yoga Tapestry

Description: The health benefits of yoga are undeniable. But what makes our Tiefling Bikram yoga so good? Bikram yoga uses heat to force the heart to beat faster, however Tiefling Bikram yoga not only uses heat but also the fear of the infernal forces trapped just beyond our plane of existence in the Shadowfel. So join us, and begin your downward spiral to damnation and fitness!

Tags: critical role, d and d, d20, dice, dm
For Fox Sake Funny T-Shirt Sarcastic Pun Humor Animal Tee Tapestry

Description: When you've reached your limit and need a cute way to express total exasperation, grab this classic design. It's the perfect sarcastic pun tee for animal lovers and anyone who just can't deal with the drama.

Tags: for fox sake, pun, fox, cute, red fox
Hawkins High School Go Tigers T-Shirt 1983 Retro 80s Mascot Tee UPDATED Tapestry

Description: Relive the glory days before the gates opened. Show your support for the Hawkins High Varsity Tigers with this updated, vivid design, featuring the classic 1983 mascot. Perfect for the final season and any trip to Indiana.

Tags: go tigers, retro, tabletop, 80s, role playing game
Warlocks Patron Tapestry

Description: Listen, friend... I've got great news! my benevolent and magnanimous Patron has just let me know just now that you are not to be harmed in any way! isnt that great?!? well i mean... i was going to throw you into the void and be done with you, but i guess Asmodeus thinks your special... *grumble* you know *i* used to be special. Well, what can one do? i do have a pact to abide by, so until you fall out of favor i'm just going to untie you and you can be on your way... *sighs sadly*

Tags: dungeons, critical role, gaming, d20, warlock
Rules Lawyer Tabletop RPG Humor Fantasy Game Master Tapestry

Description: For the scholar of the obscure sub-section and the defender of the literal text. When the party debates the mechanics of a falling anvil, you are the final authority on the written word. Lawful neutral at its finest.

Tags: crit happens, dice, dungeon crawl, fantasy gaming, game night
Nerdy Tee - Lovecraft R'lyeh Tapestry

Description: ~In lieu of boring ad copy... let me sing you a song of my people~ Hey there, D' R'lyeh What's it like beneath the Ocean? I'm ten thousand leagues above But, Dagon, tonight see my devotion Yes, you will My victims gave me quite a thrill Now they'll feed the krill Hey there, D' R'lyeh Don't worry no one will miss them I'm made sure they had no family They'll just slide down in the abyss'n They'll be gone Listening to your call I'm drawn Your willing pawn Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me What Dagon says to me

Tags: creature, monster, gothic, horror, dunwich
Miskatonic University Cryptozoology Shoggoth Specimen Research Tapestry

Description: The department’s latest specimen is uncontainable, hungry, and definitely not a pet. For those researchers who believe that even a multi-eyed mass of protoplasm just needs a little training. A tribute to high-stakes academic failure.

Tags: lovecraftian, eldritch, miskatonic university, cosmic horror, cryptozoology
Sneak Attack vs Backstab Tapestry

Description: Well hay you Kids! you know you rogues and your new fangled 'Sneak Attack' think you're soooo special. When i was in the business we had to wait in the shadows and hide for hours for the opportunity to give the blade a taste of my target. you kids just waltz in there and Dagger Dagger Dagger and thats the whole thing! check the sizing chart!!

Tags: role play, tabletop, rpg, roleplay, game
Rogues Do It Stealth Hidden Blade Tabletop Fantasy Tapestry

Description: They never see it coming, and that is exactly the point. For the masters of the shadows who prefer a sharp blade and a high stealth roll over a fair fight. Because in the dungeon, the best way to do it is quietly.

Tags: tabletop rpg, dungeon crawler, fantasy art, stealth, shadow art
Paladins Tapestry

Description: It's a common misconception that Paladins are all goody goody, that is just not always the case. We can, on occasion get a little wild and crazy. I mean a little ale here and there is good for the blood pressure, which surely gets elevated when the parties rogue disappears after a merchants fat purse!

Tags: critical, critical role, critters, d20, d and d
Chaotic Neutral Alignment Tabletop RPG Humor Wild Card Tapestry

Description: For the player who is a law unto themselves. Whether you are saving the village or accidentally burning it down, it is all part of the plan. Celebrate the unpredictable nature of the ultimate tabletop wild card.

Tags: tabletop rpg, dungeon crawler, roleplaying game, gaming humor, character alignment
Chaotic Good Firefly Serenity TTRPG Alignment Mal Reynolds Tapestry

Description: "Mercy is the mark of a great man... I guess I'm just a good man." This alignment belongs to the anti-hero, the rogue with a heart of gold. Celebrate the spirit of Captain Mal Reynolds and the Serenity crew, living by their own moral code. Essential gear for every space cowboy and tabletop RPG fan.

Tags: chaotic good, ttrpg, serenity, tabletop rpg, mal reynolds
Lawful Evil Tapestry

Description: Destroying the status quo because the status is not quo. Now i know what you are thinking, this just isnt honorable or right to subjugate people, bending them to your will, but i say this, who's will if not mine? I will crush the Rebel Forces and scatter them across the universe. There will be Order, under the protection of my Iron Fist. Check the sizing Chart. We are Watching you.

Tags: barbarian, because, critical, critters, culture
Chaotic Evil Tapestry

Description: According to some Chaotic Neutral is the truly free spirit. Well if thats the case, Chaotic Evil is the truly free evil spirit. We do WHAT we want, WHEN we want, and it usually makes a bloody mess. We dont have qualms about thievery, kidnapping, or a bit of torture to achieve our goals, it just to piss off the nearest Paladin. So the next time you need a job done, and the rest of the team is a little squeamish about it, send us in. We love to do what you can't!

Tags: critical, critical role, critters, d20, d and d
Lawful Good Tabletop RPG Paladin Cleric Alignment Tapestry

Description: A tribute to the bastion of justice and order. For the champions who walk the path of light, protecting the weak and upholding the code of the realm. Honor, duty, and the strength of a righteous heart.

Tags: paladin, cleric, tabletop rpg, fantasy art, dungeon crawler

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