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Description: Xerxes the cat-queror struts (tactical harness, obvs!). Giant moth lands right in front of me, pigeons in a feathernado! Offered latte, it blinked red, stole my scarf. Existential dread > scarves, Xerxes agrees?

Description: This starry landscape reimagined questions the unseen. A celestial Bigfoot ponders existence. Satire or Sasquatch slumber party? You decide.

Description: Witness my spell books' whimsical chaos—a deliberate arcane ballet, weaving magic seamlessly. Disorder is my muse, a tabletop symphony of unpredictable arcane effects. Embrace the muddled enchantments; it's the hidden art of wizardry!

Description: When your Charisma check is a natural 1 but the disguise is flawless. A tribute to the classic tabletop trope of small monsters trying to pass as human. Perfect for players who prioritize chaos over a stealthy approach.

Description: The loot is a lie. Beneath the wooden lid and rusted iron lies a row of jagged teeth and a predatory hunger. A classic trap for every tabletop adventurer who forgets to check for teeth before reaching for gold.

Description: Step into the infernal realm with our 'Let's Summon Demons' design. Embrace the allure of ancient pacts with the denizens of the underworld. Unveil dark fantasies in this diabolical journey filled with ritualistic art and malevolent vibes.

Description: Step into shadow with 'Feline Rogue: Purrs Without a Trace'! This playful cat, cloak-draped with dagger drawn, hoists a bag of loot—ready to sneak into the night. Perfect for TTRPG fans, dungeon explorers, and cat lovers

Description: In the afterlife's chaos, dealing with this cat's countless souls is exhausting. The playful feline turns my solemn duty into a comedic ordeal. The ninth life is a mischievous challenge in the realm of soul-harvesting!

Description: During an interview, Giorgio was asked who would leak rumors that he was of extraterrestrial origin. With a grin, he declared, "Not saying it was humans, but... Humans!" Shockingly, he then ripped the skin off his face, exposing an alien visage.

Description: My heart's as open as a D20 roll, so handle with care. You're my main quest, and failing it isn't on the character sheet. Don't crit my heart!

Description: In Carcosa's shadows, tales of the Pallid Mask unfold—a figure cloaked in dread. Eldritch secrets meld with madness. Beware the Yellow Sign, for beyond lies cosmic malevolence, name unspoken, echoing in forbidden corridors of knowledge.

Description: When the wall of fire fizzles and the ancient dragon just looks disappointed. A tribute to those high-level encounters where the dice don't roll your way. Perfect for spellcasters, game masters, and tabletop survivors.

Description: A detailed diagram of the Sabbath Goat. An exploration into the symbolic anatomy of the dualistic idol, balancing the light and the dark. A must-have for students of the occult and forbidden lore.

Description: Dive into the enigma of Beast of Bray Road with our cryptid-inspired merchandise. Capturing the essence of this Wisconsin legend for those drawn to the mystique of nocturnal encounters.

Description: Amidst tabletop chaos, healers fall, weapons shatter, monsters triumph. Yet, in the realm of resilience, tears flow freely. Introducing the T-shirt that declares, 'Weeping: always a free action.' Because in epic fails, a good cry is our heroic default move!

Description: Unleash the laughter with our exclusive T-shirt featuring a whimsical green Dragon guarding its colorful hoard of RPG dice. Because, let's be honest, it's not hoarding if it's dice! 🐉🎲 Grab yours now and level up your tabletop style!

Description: Quench your monstrous thirst for hydration with our hilarious 'Hydrate or Die-drate' design! This retro-inspired movie monster sips water through a straw, promoting self-care in a quirky way. Available on various merch items – stay refreshed with style!

Description: The Sasquatch Pursuit and Investigation Team (SPIT) searches for cryptids, unraveling the enigma of the elusive Sasquatch in remote wilderness areas of the United States. Join the team in this expedition into the unknown!

Description: Stroll into mystery with 'Fresno Nightcrawler's: We've Got the Pants!' Embrace the cryptic style in this humorous design. Unleash the stride! 👻👖

Description: Dive into whimsy with our 'DILF: Damn, I Love Frogs' tee! Frogs: quirky, diverse, and ribbiting companions! Celebrate these amphibious wonders with an Adorable red-eyed tree frog illustration!

Description: Gather your clan for the Feast of Thurin! This crest design showcases your loyalty to the Mountain Home. Perfect for the deep delve, this gear equips your character for any tabletop roleplaying adventure.

Description: A tribute to the ultimate Lord of the Underworld and the catchiest infernal contract ever written. Whether you are signing your soul away or just rolling for initiative, do it with the flair of a classic 80s pop anthem. The

Description: Dive into whimsy with our 'MILF: Man, I Love Frogs' tee! Frogs: quirky, diverse, and ribbiting companions! Celebrate these amphibious wonders with an Adorable red-eyed tree frog illustration!

Description: Geri and Freki, Odin's wolves, embody Asgardian mysticism. Silver-grey fur marks age. Geri hungers for wisdom, Freki radiates grace. Adorned with runes, they guard ancient ties, a silent heartbeat of Asgardian lore

Description: "Now surely, you understand the importance of being unfailing in your detail and work ethic here. Ever since Dr. Henry Armitage re-categorized the Ancient Tomes Section back in the '20s, We take the utmost care with who has access. I mean, it would be disastrous if the Book of Azathoth were to be just 'Taken out on Loan... '"

Description: Spend your vacation Seeking an otherworldly adventure at Groom Lake, the legendary site of Area 51. Get your piece of the mystery today on t-shirts, hoodies, and more!

Description: Introducing "Celtic Dragon": Unleash the magic of ancient #Celtic lore with a vibrant masterpiece. A dragon, guardian of secrets,In front of a Celtic knot, beckoning adventurers into realms unknown. Perfect for #TTRPG parties seeking mythical quests. #CelticDragon

Description: White Gladys is the big boss, and she says you mess with the pod, you sleep with the fishes... Literally

Description: Minotaur: Primal Spirit – A striking design capturing the minotaur’s power, courage, and ferocity. With flames surrounding its head, this design is a must-have for any collection. Share it with your friends today!

Description: Khepri, scarab of transformation, carries the radiant sun on ethereal wings. Its flight ignites rebirth, illuminates the path to transcendence. Embrace ancient wisdom, awaken the sun within, rise anew.

Description: Unleash your inner murder hobo with our new design! Embrace the thrill of violence & loot-hunting in RPGs. Your party will love it!

Description: Guardian of Mystical Traditions. Embrace ancient wonders, ignite imagination. Serpentine wisdom, eternal mysticism.

Description: Legend awakens. Southern Praying Mantis Kung Fu design, a testament to ancient tales. Master the art's secrets. Embody the mantis spirit with determination.

Description: This hopping vampire is dying to steal your heart (and maybe a little life force too). Beware, sunlight and mirrors, you've got competition!

Description: Embrace Wendigo: Eternal Hunger Of The Frozen Night. A design entwined with haunting lore, evoking the insatiable craving of the legendary beast. Stalk your way to the game session, dare you embrace the frosty hunger?

Description: According to some Chaotic Neutral is the truly free spirit. Well if thats the case, Chaotic Evil is the truly free evil spirit. We do WHAT we want, WHEN we want, and it usually makes a bloody mess. We dont have qualms about thievery, kidnapping, or a bit of torture to achieve our goals, it just to piss off the nearest Paladin. So the next time you need a job done, and the rest of the team is a little squeamish about it, send us in. We love to do what you can't!