Description: Listen, we all know after a long adventure through the Underdark there is a HUGE need to decompress, share a few drinks with your compatriots, and generally snack on 1/2 price appetizers till the Bleary-Eyed End of the night. When that time comes, come to Orclebee's, where we follow the same philosophy we started with – serving good food to good adventurers. So come on down, and we'll take care of you, your party, and yes, your Animal Familiars are welcome. Check the sizing chart, please
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Description: The unyielding Matriarch of Dark Elf Society, Lolth stands for all of the things that make Drow society Terrible and terrifyingly attractive. Brutal and sadistic, Lolth's priestesses subjugate their males without mercy, and give their enemies no quarter in battle. Drow are little, so are their shirts. Check the size chart and order up if in doubt.
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Description: Ulaa, the Stonewife, blesses her faithful with gemstones and treasure under the mountain. She and her Clerics defend the Hills and mountains from Greed and Evil. Accept the Gifts of Ulaa and do Her work, the rewards of which shall be endless. Sizing is not exactly dwarf friendly, check the chart if unsure, order a size up.
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Description: With the never ending requirement for Adulting on a daily basis, some skills are crucial to getting back to basics. Blanket Fort building is proven to calm anxiety, improve teamwork, and increase Netflix Binge watching-related productivity. Blanket Fort Alpha, Signing Off...
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Description: Has your Dm got a God Complex? Do you fear for the swift hammer of retribution when your character acts out of line? Well perhaps a fine Tee announcing the same might be the perfect gift to give you a +1 to sucking up! just sayin'
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Description: The Gorgons were three monsters in Greek mythology, daughters of Echidna and Typhon, the mother and father of all monsters respectively. Their names were Stheno, Euryale, and the most famous of them, Medusa. Look upon them and tremble, for that will be the last movement you ever make. Check the sizing chart before Ordering!
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Description: This one is for Our Spell Casters, Our Glass Cannons, Our Backfield Advantage. When we need a bunch of fiery death rained down on a troll, or some dispel magic tossed into a horrifying illusion, we can count on you to be here. So heres to you Mr. "I Cast Magic Missile At The Darkness" . While others question your motives, we know that True Sight spell is still in effect from last round.
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Description: This ones for Science! It's for the engineers, the inventors and the mad scientists who break new ground and generally risk the explosion that follows great discovery! check the sizing chart for best fit.
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Description: The Essex County department of Parks and Recreation has scheduled a Clambake at the Innsmouth marina this Friday! There will be Food and Music, Face Painting for the kids, and sorts of surprises! Come join us as we celebrate the bounty of the see and our gurgling watery voiced overlords! Sizing runs a little small, so if in doubt, order 1 size up.
Description: What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not Human. They are actual Fae; both Light and Dark. Both parties have agreed to their grievance heard before Queen Mab and have their disputes settled here, in our forum: The Unseelie Court. Sizing runs small, check the sizing chart before ordering.
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Description: the benefits of yoga include: Increased flexibility. Increased muscle strength and tone. Improved respiration, energy and vitality. Maintaining a balanced metabolism. Weight reduction. Cardio and circulatory health. Improved athletic performance. Protection from injury. The Benefits of wine include: Witty comebacks Flawless dance moves Being able to listen to that story your in-laws tell again and again and again... Wine makes you lean... Against tables, chairs, floors, walls etc. Clearly good arguments so: WHY NOT BOTH? Check your Sizing
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Description: The god Quetzalcoatl, is the Feathered Serpent or Precious Twin. He is the god intelligence and self-reflection, a patron of priests. Quetzalcoatl is a primordial god of creation, a giver of life.
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Description: HARRRR!! Talk Like a Pirate Day, Sept. 19, is right around the corner! Fly your colors, Corsairs, Bandits and Brigands!
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Description: Hey Man, I dont know that i need anyone to tell me how to spend my money on my chosen breakfast. But in case they do, they'll find you first in this T shirt. And thats why i made it *sneaks away* Check the sizing chart.
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Description: The electronics and demolitions expert of the Science Ninja Team. Whether she is running the Snack J cafe or dismantling a Galactor bomb with her electrified yo-yo, she is the Legit Princess of G-Force. This design is a niche "If You Know, You Know" (IYKYK) nod to G-3. Perfect for a heavy-weight hoodie or a morning coffee mug. Flies like a dove, strikes like a falcon. Okay don't do anything else don't post anything else until I say so
Description: Some things require coffee. Like Mornings at work, Mornings at home, mornings in the car, mornings on Vacation.... well, Mornings ya know? So if you need your fix to get the job done, we wont judge. hows about just proclaiming your utter dominance when fueled up with this tee. Offered in colors.... best in Java brown, Kids...
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Description: The ritual is ancient: input caffeine, output logic. For the digital architects and syntax sorcerers who require a specific chemical balance to communicate with the material world. Don't talk back until the brew is finished. Well coffee has your back... Coffee doesnt ask questions, coffee only supports you, befriends you, and keeps yo from tearing the head off of the co-worker who keeps sending you random videos that were funny 2 years ago. So Embrace what you love: Embrace Coffee! Also check the sizing chart.
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