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St. Cuthbert Shorts

Description: Saint Cuthbert of the Cudgel is the deity of Wisdom, Dedication, and Zeal. Many the faithful adventurer has taken up arms with St. Cuthbert blessing in one hand, and a heavy F'N club in the other. Now please, sizing is a bit small, so order a size up if unsure, 2 if you plan to wear it over plate mail

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Magic Missile Always Hits Wizard Arcane Force Damage Shorts

Description: Accept no substitutes for guaranteed results. For the wizard who knows that sometimes a fireball is overkill, but a flurry of glowing darts is just right. Because in the dungeon, hitting 100% of the time is a flex.

Tags: wizard, sorcerer, arcane magic, mage art, force damage
Summer Eclipse 2017 Shorts

Description: Aug. 21, 2017, people across the United States will see the sun disappear behind the moon, turning daylight into twilight, without the sparkly vampires of course. get your shirt today, and check the sizing chart!

Tags: eclipse, moon, solar eclipse, sun, total solar eclipse
Not your Mermaid Shorts

Description: ~UNDER THE SEA! UNDER THE SEA! WE'VE GOT THE RIGHT TO BE SNARKY AND FIGHT THE PATRIARCHY TAKE IT FROM ME!

Tags: popular
Knights of the Cross Swords Urban Fantasy Paladin Tee Shorts

Description: Some battles can only be fought with unwavering faith and divine conviction. This design is a tribute to the legendary holy warriors—the sworn protectors who carry sacred swords and are willing to stand alone against the forces of darkness. Wear your devotion and armor your soul. Sizing runs a bit small... so check the sizing chart if you have any doubts.

Tags: cross, dresden, dresden files, dresdenfiles, fantasy
from 1 to Critter Shorts

Description: we critters are a special breed, fervently loyal and proud of our community and fandom. I felt like we needed to have a wearable statement of that, and here is what i came up with. :) check the sizing chart!

Tags: vox machina, geek and sundry, dungeons and dragons, d and d, vex
Taryon My Wayward Son Shorts

Description: yeah he is pretty awesome... if a little misunderstood. i hope you like the design.

Tags: dungeons and dragons, d and d, vox machina, geek and sundry, d20
Boulder Parchment Shears Shorts

Description: a decision making tool since ancient times, this game features 3 perfectly balanced player choices, leading to victory or defeat for your stalwart hero. why not try 3 out of 5 for a little better odds? as always check sizing chart before you order

Tags: nerd, geeky, critical role, tiefling, dragon
Dump Stat - Charisma Shorts

Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: dungeon master, roleplay, dice, dungeons, fantasy
Dump Stat - Constitution Shorts

Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: d20, role play, tabletop, roleplay, dungeon
Dump Stat - Dexterity Shorts

Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: rpg, fantasy, role, game, gaming
Dump Stat - Strength Shorts

Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: dice, retro, dungeons, dragons, roleplay
Dump Stat - Charisma (light colors) Shorts

Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: d and d, d20, dice, dnd, dnd5e
Dump Stat - Intelligence Shorts

Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: game, fantasy, dm, dungeon master, retro
Dump Stat - Wisdom Shorts

Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: dungeons, roleplaying, roleplay, fantasy, tabletop
Pelor Shorts

Description: Come and bask in the like of the Shining One, and may the warmth of Pelor grant you contentment. The Sun Father guides his faithful in the tasks of Healing, Community service, and smiting dark and evil with sunbeams of holy badassery. Bear the Mark of Pelor proudly, just be sure toi check the sizing chart, and order 1 size up if unsure.

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Servant of Kord Shorts

Description: Kord is the Suel god of Athletics, Sports, Storms, Brawling, Strength, and Courage. May the Brawler bless in the Ring, Pit, and Battlefield. Victoy and Honor! Sizing runs small, and kord knows Size Matters (hurrhurr) so order a size up if in doubt

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Putting the Romance in Necromancy Funny TTRPG Skull Roses who Shorts

Description: Some say love is dead, but a true dark artist knows better. After all, who needs a Paladin when you have a friend who can chant, "Hold me closer, necromancer." This design is a stylish, spooky tribute to the darker side of magic and the powerful love that defies the grave.

Tags: dark magic, funny, gamer, gaming, grim
Faithful Hound Shorts

Description: Mordenkainen’s Faithful Hound Its a Conjuration spell that uses the most inexpensive components to grant you a friend for a lifetime. All you need is a Level 4 spell slot. a tiny silver whistle, a piece of bone, and a thread, and you'll have ectoplasmic cuddle machine for 8 hours. Just conjure that phantom watchdog in an unoccupied space and place fetch, teach him tricks, just dont leave a 100ft area of you'll be a sad panda. Now clearly I'm asking that you check sizing charts because you'll want this tee roomy for you and your new best friend!

Tags: barbarian, cleric, critical, critical role, critters
Norse Mythology Forest Viking Runes Design Shorts

Description: Enter the ancient, shadowed Nordic forest, where runic symbols cover the trees and the spirits of Fenrir, Jörmungandr, and the gods watch over the wildlands. A powerful design for those who honor the old ways and the strength of the Vikings. (239 characters)

Tags: vikings, thor, norse, scandinavian, odin
Lute Crate Shorts

Description: For one low monthly subscription price, you'll get bardic swag undreamed of direct to the door of your Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion. Really? is it that easy? YES ITS THAT EASY! Check the sizing chart. Delivery not available to Tartarus, Shadowfell, or the Elysian fields.

Tags: barbarian, bard, critical, critters, d20
5 Percenter V2 - Illustrated Red Edition Shorts

Description: The original tribute to the ultimate tabletop triumph, now refreshed with premium high-contrast detailing in striking red. This V2 edition celebrates the thrill of the natural twenty with a bold, classic look for veteran players and new heroes alike.

Tags: critical hit, d20, dice, dungeon crawl, fantasy gaming
Nerdy Tee - Taco Tuesday Shorts

Description: C'mon man... the food truck just pulled up and i need to get my Carnitas if i am gonna have any hope of finishing those reports before the end of the day! What do you mean you aren't into it? Its Tuesday! Take part in the great Gastronomic tradition of Taco Tuesday, you wont bew sorry you did! Check the sizing chart!

Tags: i love tacos, taco lover, tuesday, mexican food, carnitas
Nerdy Tee - Shaolin Style Shorts

Description: "A true traveler has no fixed plan, and is not intent on arriving." -Lao Tzu I hope you like this shirt, super cute and stylish in lots of colors. check the sizing chart!

Tags: karate, martialarts, chinese martial art, kung fu master, kung fu legend
Soul Tee - A Kraken's Dream Shorts

Description: Imagine if you will, what is a lonely cephalopod at the National Aquarium to dream about in its private moments? Ack, to be home in the Sea!! Check the Sizing Chart!

Tags: squid, tentacles, octopus, mermaids, anchor
DM Complex REDUX Shorts

Description: A good friend showed some interest in one of my older designs, and i thought about updating it now that i had grown a bit in my design knowledge. I have kept the old design listed in case others prefer it, but this one definitely says it all about how our DM's think.

Tags: critical, critical role, critters, d20, d and d
Roll Crits Shorts

Description: As a Member of this party, you've got two jobs... JUST TWO JOBS!! those Jobs are detailed on this finely designed Tee, available now for your next session! if in doubt about sizing, order 1 size up.

Tags: dungeons, dragons, ad, dragon, dungeon
Centaur of Attention TTRPG Funny Pun Roleplaying Horse Shorts

Description: Some players just demand the spotlight, and there's no better way to steal the show than being a powerful, majestic Centaur! This funny TTRPG pun is for the adventurer who rolls big, rides hard, and makes every scene about them. It’s hard to blend in when you're half-human, half-horse, and 100% star.

Tags: centaur of attention, creature, fantasy, funny, gaming
50 Shades of Graz'zt Shorts

Description: Are you aching, yearning to experience the depths of infernal power, His Name be Graz'zt and he offers you delights that you'll quite possibly never survive. His Infernal power grows as does your Desire, bringing you to the edge of the Abyss... literally. The Seducer, Defiler, the Dark Prince entices you to wear this as a mark of your obedience to Graz'zt - Sizing runs small... but Graz'zt likes 'em snug *wink*

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Discordianism - Eris Goddess of Chaos Symbol Shorts

Description: Celebrate the glorious uncertainty of the universe with the primary symbol of the Goddess of Chaos. A design for the practitioners of the law of fives, seekers of the golden apple, and those who find harmony in the sacred discord. 📎

Tags: 23, anarchism, chaos, counterculture, eris
Stalwart of Tempus Shorts

Description: Warriors, Soldiers, Fighters All... Tempus calls you to the field of Glory! War a natural force, a human force, the storm that civilization brings by its very existence. Wage your battles honorably, with the full knowledge that your cause is just. The Foehammer is with you so long as you remember the dead that fall before you. Wear this sign of Tempus' favor into battle, but be cautious and check the sizing chart and order 1 size up if unsure of fit.

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Ehrma's Bakery Shorts

Description: If you don't know this Stout Halfling Baker/Magic User, you simply have missed out on one of the best loved characters in the #Critter community. A pillar of her community, Ehrma is well known for her sweet rolls that she uses to inspire and reward her friends. Yet even above all this she still makes time for adventuring around the realm, righting wrongs and doing good for the populace. This Design is a grateful nod for my good friend @starstuff84 with character art generously provided by @CallofTheDeep. As always, check the sizing and enjoy!

Tags: gaming, dungeons and dragons, dm, orc, elves
Rock Tough Shorts

Description: when you absolutely need to get the job done, you dont have time to question how tough your familiar is. You need the Strength, Power, and durability of a Rock. Our wide selection of new and used Golems come with the balance of the Original Arcanists' warranty, as well as a 14 point enchantment inspection. So come on down and take one for a test drive! check your sizing chart.

Tags: critical, critical role, critters, d and d, d20
Grogtoberfest Shorts

Description: its that time of year when we celebrate the important things in life, something-something... also Ale. Raise your glass and feed your inner Barbarian! Check sizing chart

Tags: gaming, dungeons and dragons, role playing game, critical role, pathfinder
Stranger Things Tee - Demogorgon Shorts

Description: when you are going up against something this fierce and deadly, just listen to Dustin and fireball it. i mean really... light it up! Check the sizing chart!

Tags: 1980s, 80s, mk ultra, hawkins indiana, demogorgon
Silent Scream for Coffee Shorts

Description: Celebrate your love for Coffee with this Tee emblazoned with the truest statement ever made! Wake up to a better day with dark roasted perfection!

Tags: barista, cafe, caffeine, coffee bean, coffee is always a good idea

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