Cart Preview (0)

Your Cart is empty

Funny Seafood Restaurant Parody | 'Dead Lobster' Private Equity Satire Tee Card

$5.16
Type
Size

Card FAQ

Here lies a beloved institution. This dark humor design serves as a eulogy for a fallen seafood giant and a searing commentary on the cost of private equity. A perfect, cynical tribute to the ultimate endless... ending.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

Standard

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time.More Shipping Info

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right.Learn More