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Hydrate or Die-drate T-Shirt

$15.91
  • Hydrate or Die-drate T-Shirt by KennefRiggles
  • Hydrate or Die-drate by KennefRiggles
Hydrate or Die-drate T-Shirt by KennefRiggles Hydrate or Die-drate by KennefRiggles

Color: Brown

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Quench your monstrous thirst for hydration with our hilarious 'Hydrate or Die-drate' design! This retro-inspired movie monster sips water through a straw, promoting self-care in a quirky way. Available on various merch items – stay refreshed with style!

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.

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For those who get the deep cuts. We create clever, nerdy designs rooted in nostalgia and fandom. More than a shirt—it's a connection. That's Context.
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