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Hydrate or Die-drate Shorts

$26.74
  • Hydrate or Die-drate by KennefRiggles
  • Hydrate or Die-drate by KennefRiggles
  • Hydrate or Die-drate by KennefRiggles
Hydrate or Die-drate by KennefRiggles Hydrate or Die-drate by KennefRiggles Hydrate or Die-drate by KennefRiggles

Color: Military Green

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Quench your monstrous thirst for hydration with our hilarious 'Hydrate or Die-drate' design! This retro-inspired movie monster sips water through a straw, promoting self-care in a quirky way. Available on various merch items – stay refreshed with style!

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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For those who get the deep cuts. We create clever, nerdy designs rooted in nostalgia and fandom. More than a shirt—it's a connection. That's Context.
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