Description: Trump bravely spent nearly an hour of his Friday night in the White House’s fortified bunker in a rare security response that typically only occurs in the face of a terrorist threat. The Secret Service made the decision to whisk Trump, his wife Melania and his son, Barron, off to the bunker. what a Tough Guy!
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Description: With the dire need for justice and accountability, and a complete lack of action from the very systems that are supposed to keep the people safe, it is comforting to know that the collective known as ANONYMOUS has returned to hold those systems accountable as well as the elites that control them. "Unfortunately, We do not trust your Corrupt Organization to carry out Justice"
Description: With the dire need for justice and accountability, and a complete lack of action from the very systems that are supposed to keep the people safe, it is comforting to know that the collective known as ANONYMOUS has returned to hold those systems accountable as well as the elites that control them. "Unfortunately, We do not trust your Corrupt Organization to carry out Justice"
Description: With the dire need for justice and accountability, and a complete lack of action from the very systems that are supposed to keep the people safe, it is comforting to know that the collective known as ANONYMOUS has returned to hold those systems accountable as well as the elites that control them. "Unfortunately, We do not trust your Corrupt Organization to carry out Justice"
Description: Obviously we don't exclusively search out wealth and riches. we are adventurers! Heroes! but you know... Heroes gotta eat... So a little recompense to cover expenses, meals, lodging, and weapon upgrades... thats not selfish! anyway... make sure you check the sizing chart on this.
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Description: "You wanna know the worst thing that’s ever happened here in the four years I’ve been working here? The worst thing that has ever happened here was when an owl attacked Elanor Gillespie's head because he thought it was a nest." We love us some Chief Hooper... this shirt means we cab let everyone know check the sizing chart!
Description: Never forget your friends of limited stature. This is a tribute to the stout-hearted, often overlooked heroes who carry the adventuring party. Show some love for your favorite short-tempered spellcaster, sneaky rogue, or trusty fighter. This one's for the gnomies who always roll natural 20s.
Description: The health benefits of yoga are undeniable. But what makes our Tiefling Bikram yoga so good? Bikram yoga uses heat to force the heart to beat faster, however Tiefling Bikram yoga not only uses heat but also the fear of the infernal forces trapped just beyond our plane of existence in the Shadowfel. So join us, and begin your downward spiral to damnation and fitness!
Description: Listen, friend... I've got great news! my benevolent and magnanimous Patron has just let me know just now that you are not to be harmed in any way! isnt that great?!? well i mean... i was going to throw you into the void and be done with you, but i guess Asmodeus thinks your special... *grumble* you know *i* used to be special. Well, what can one do? i do have a pact to abide by, so until you fall out of favor i'm just going to untie you and you can be on your way... *sighs sadly*
Description: ~In lieu of boring ad copy... let me sing you a song of my people~ Hey there, D' R'lyeh What's it like beneath the Ocean? I'm ten thousand leagues above But, Dagon, tonight see my devotion Yes, you will My victims gave me quite a thrill Now they'll feed the krill Hey there, D' R'lyeh Don't worry no one will miss them I'm made sure they had no family They'll just slide down in the abyss'n They'll be gone Listening to your call I'm drawn Your willing pawn Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me What Dagon says to me
Description: Well hay you Kids! you know you rogues and your new fangled 'Sneak Attack' think you're soooo special. When i was in the business we had to wait in the shadows and hide for hours for the opportunity to give the blade a taste of my target. you kids just waltz in there and Dagger Dagger Dagger and thats the whole thing! check the sizing chart!!
Description: It's a common misconception that Paladins are all goody goody, that is just not always the case. We can, on occasion get a little wild and crazy. I mean a little ale here and there is good for the blood pressure, which surely gets elevated when the parties rogue disappears after a merchants fat purse!
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Description: "Mercy is the mark of a great man... I guess I'm just a good man." This alignment belongs to the anti-hero, the rogue with a heart of gold. Celebrate the spirit of Captain Mal Reynolds and the Serenity crew, living by their own moral code. Essential gear for every space cowboy and tabletop RPG fan.
Description: Destroying the status quo because the status is not quo. Now i know what you are thinking, this just isnt honorable or right to subjugate people, bending them to your will, but i say this, who's will if not mine? I will crush the Rebel Forces and scatter them across the universe. There will be Order, under the protection of my Iron Fist. Check the sizing Chart. We are Watching you.
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Description: According to some Chaotic Neutral is the truly free spirit. Well if thats the case, Chaotic Evil is the truly free evil spirit. We do WHAT we want, WHEN we want, and it usually makes a bloody mess. We dont have qualms about thievery, kidnapping, or a bit of torture to achieve our goals, it just to piss off the nearest Paladin. So the next time you need a job done, and the rest of the team is a little squeamish about it, send us in. We love to do what you can't!
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Description: Buy this shirt and then wear it not because you are a ranger, but because you have a ranger that sits across the table from you thats a little forgetful Check the sizing chart
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