Description: According to some Chaotic Neutral is the truly free spirit. Well if thats the case, Chaotic Evil is the truly free evil spirit. We do WHAT we want, WHEN we want, and it usually makes a bloody mess. We dont have qualms about thievery, kidnapping, or a bit of torture to achieve our goals, it just to piss off the nearest Paladin. So the next time you need a job done, and the rest of the team is a little squeamish about it, send us in. We love to do what you can't!
Description: The ultimate friendly fire disaster! When a low-level monster takes down half your party, you know you've fallen victim to Goblin Splash Damage. This design is for the brave (or careless) adventurers who understand that sometimes the smallest foe causes the biggest mess. A perfect pun for your next chaotic tabletop session.
Description: This humorous graphic tee features a bold print of a frost giant with the phrase "Man, I Love Frost Giants" in playful font. The abbreviation "M.I.L.F." adds to the tongue-in-cheek nature of the shirt. Perfect for tabletop role players who appreciate a good laugh and love taking on formidable foes.
Description: Looking for the supplies to make a pact with a long-forgotten dark one? Shop at Goblin Market! The Seelie, Unseelie and all Fae in between make Goblin Market their 1st stop for Eye of newt, organic ground Bullywug and sundry items essential to stocking your Faerie mound larder! Sizing on tees are for the wee folk, if you aren’t sure you’re a Brownie/Pixie or Redcap order 1 size up.
Description: Oh yeah, I’m so excited about joining this new game. I went up in the attic and pulled out all my manuals and dice, and look at these miniatures made of real pewter, not plastic. It’s been ages since I put together a character, and I can’t wait to DM has in store for us. Geez you guys, I hope I remember how to calculate my THAC0…
Description: The video arcade is down the street. Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They’re called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps. On your way please. oh what? still here? well then pick up a Tshirt but check the sizing chart first so you know you got it right.