Description: It's just a meh kind of day, i feel like i don't have any future... i mean look at my arms,, i couldn't put my own socks on... well if i *had* socks to begin with. Not to mention i've got no friends at all... they all run away when i come around. :( I know, i gotta be positive. I'm gonna do my best to get out there and look up in the sky and face the world with a big bright... oh,whats that? huh... well whatever it is, gets gettin' bigger and it... coming... this... way.
Description: With the dire need for justice and accountability, and a complete lack of action from the very systems that are supposed to keep the people safe, it is comforting to know that the collective known as ANONYMOUS has returned to hold those systems accountable as well as the elites that control them. "Unfortunately, We do not trust your Corrupt Organization to carry out Justice"
Description: With the dire need for justice and accountability, and a complete lack of action from the very systems that are supposed to keep the people safe, it is comforting to know that the collective known as ANONYMOUS has returned to hold those systems accountable as well as the elites that control them. "Unfortunately, We do not trust your Corrupt Organization to carry out Justice"
Description: With the dire need for justice and accountability, and a complete lack of action from the very systems that are supposed to keep the people safe, it is comforting to know that the collective known as ANONYMOUS has returned to hold those systems accountable as well as the elites that control them. "Unfortunately, We do not trust your Corrupt Organization to carry out Justice"
Description: "You wanna know the worst thing that’s ever happened here in the four years I’ve been working here? The worst thing that has ever happened here was when an owl attacked Elanor Gillespie's head because he thought it was a nest." We love us some Chief Hooper... this shirt means we cab let everyone know check the sizing chart!
Description: The health benefits of yoga are undeniable. But what makes our Tiefling Bikram yoga so good? Bikram yoga uses heat to force the heart to beat faster, however Tiefling Bikram yoga not only uses heat but also the fear of the infernal forces trapped just beyond our plane of existence in the Shadowfel. So join us, and begin your downward spiral to damnation and fitness!
Description: Listen, friend... I've got great news! my benevolent and magnanimous Patron has just let me know just now that you are not to be harmed in any way! isnt that great?!? well i mean... i was going to throw you into the void and be done with you, but i guess Asmodeus thinks your special... *grumble* you know *i* used to be special. Well, what can one do? i do have a pact to abide by, so until you fall out of favor i'm just going to untie you and you can be on your way... *sighs sadly*
Description: Well hay you Kids! you know you rogues and your new fangled 'Sneak Attack' think you're soooo special. When i was in the business we had to wait in the shadows and hide for hours for the opportunity to give the blade a taste of my target. you kids just waltz in there and Dagger Dagger Dagger and thats the whole thing! check the sizing chart!!
Description: According to some Chaotic Neutral is the truly free spirit. Well if thats the case, Chaotic Evil is the truly free evil spirit. We do WHAT we want, WHEN we want, and it usually makes a bloody mess. We dont have qualms about thievery, kidnapping, or a bit of torture to achieve our goals, it just to piss off the nearest Paladin. So the next time you need a job done, and the rest of the team is a little squeamish about it, send us in. We love to do what you can't!
Description: the raging debate over crossbow control isn't one i want to have when I'm enjoying a night out with my friends at this fine tavern, so hows about you shove off, and let us get back to our drunken carousing, yeah? Yes, yes... i understand its a hot button topic and you've got a right to your opinion, but you've also got a right to a punch in the nose if you lean into me one more time and subject me to that fetid breath of yours. Do we have a quarrel, friend? Because i know i have a dozen right here.... In various sundry colors... if your belt of dwarvenkind had to be let out recently... order a size up.
Description: The guardians of Natures Bounty, defenders of the Forest, Sea, Jungles and Mountains. These devout worship not gods, but commune with the Earth, its creatures companions on the ancient journey of fellowship with the Natural world. Come forth, Brothers and Sisters, and proclaim your Dedication to the world that sustains us, and protect her from her enemies!
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