Description: Warriors, Soldiers, Fighters All... Tempus calls you to the field of Glory! War a natural force, a human force, the storm that civilization brings by its very existence. Wage your battles honorably, with the full knowledge that your cause is just. The Foehammer is with you so long as you remember the dead that fall before you. Wear this sign of Tempus' favor into battle, but be cautious and check the sizing chart and order 1 size up if unsure of fit.
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Description: If you don't know this Stout Halfling Baker/Magic User, you simply have missed out on one of the best loved characters in the #Critter community. A pillar of her community, Ehrma is well known for her sweet rolls that she uses to inspire and reward her friends. Yet even above all this she still makes time for adventuring around the realm, righting wrongs and doing good for the populace. This Design is a grateful nod for my good friend @starstuff84 with character art generously provided by @CallofTheDeep. As always, check the sizing and enjoy!
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Description: when you absolutely need to get the job done, you dont have time to question how tough your familiar is. You need the Strength, Power, and durability of a Rock. Our wide selection of new and used Golems come with the balance of the Original Arcanists' warranty, as well as a 14 point enchantment inspection. So come on down and take one for a test drive! check your sizing chart.
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Description: its that time of year when we celebrate the important things in life, something-something... also Ale. Raise your glass and feed your inner Barbarian! Check sizing chart
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Description: “The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words.” ― William H. Gass, A Temple of Texts This design was inspired by the curious transmutation of words into stories into lessons... Check the sizing chart.
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Description: Surely the Dark Arts aren't for the squeamish or the Faint of Heart. The ever blurring line between life and Death is one that One does not tread upon lightly. However, the benefits are great. Knowledge from beyond the grave can be a great boon to all humanity. ...Also, never having to cry over the loss of a beloved pet isn't a bad perk either, just sayin'. Order a size up if not sure, the Tees might run a smidgen small.
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Description: Old Gruumsh One-Eye s calling to you. Your Tribe, your People, call to you. He Who Never sleeps, the unblinking god of destruction who unleashed the savage multitudes against outposts of civilization, whispers forever in your ear. It is time to rise up with your Orcish bretheren, to rage against Man, Elf and Dwarf alike, to claim all lands for Orcish kind! Sizing matter in this, check the chart and order accordingly
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Description: Listen, we all know after a long adventure through the Underdark there is a HUGE need to decompress, share a few drinks with your compatriots, and generally snack on 1/2 price appetizers till the Bleary-Eyed End of the night. When that time comes, come to Orclebee's, where we follow the same philosophy we started with – serving good food to good adventurers. So come on down, and we'll take care of you, your party, and yes, your Animal Familiars are welcome. Check the sizing chart, please
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Description: The unyielding Matriarch of Dark Elf Society, Lolth stands for all of the things that make Drow society Terrible and terrifyingly attractive. Brutal and sadistic, Lolth's priestesses subjugate their males without mercy, and give their enemies no quarter in battle. Drow are little, so are their shirts. Check the size chart and order up if in doubt.
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Description: Ulaa, the Stonewife, blesses her faithful with gemstones and treasure under the mountain. She and her Clerics defend the Hills and mountains from Greed and Evil. Accept the Gifts of Ulaa and do Her work, the rewards of which shall be endless. Sizing is not exactly dwarf friendly, check the chart if unsure, order a size up.
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Description: Has your Dm got a God Complex? Do you fear for the swift hammer of retribution when your character acts out of line? Well perhaps a fine Tee announcing the same might be the perfect gift to give you a +1 to sucking up! just sayin'
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Description: The Gorgons were three monsters in Greek mythology, daughters of Echidna and Typhon, the mother and father of all monsters respectively. Their names were Stheno, Euryale, and the most famous of them, Medusa. Look upon them and tremble, for that will be the last movement you ever make. Check the sizing chart before Ordering!
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Description: This one is for Our Spell Casters, Our Glass Cannons, Our Backfield Advantage. When we need a bunch of fiery death rained down on a troll, or some dispel magic tossed into a horrifying illusion, we can count on you to be here. So heres to you Mr. "I Cast Magic Missile At The Darkness" . While others question your motives, we know that True Sight spell is still in effect from last round.
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Description: This ones for Science! It's for the engineers, the inventors and the mad scientists who break new ground and generally risk the explosion that follows great discovery! check the sizing chart for best fit.
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Description: The Essex County department of Parks and Recreation has scheduled a Clambake at the Innsmouth marina this Friday! There will be Food and Music, Face Painting for the kids, and sorts of surprises! Come join us as we celebrate the bounty of the see and our gurgling watery voiced overlords! Sizing runs a little small, so if in doubt, order 1 size up.
Description: What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not Human. They are actual Fae; both Light and Dark. Both parties have agreed to their grievance heard before Queen Mab and have their disputes settled here, in our forum: The Unseelie Court. Sizing runs small, check the sizing chart before ordering.
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Description: the benefits of yoga include: Increased flexibility. Increased muscle strength and tone. Improved respiration, energy and vitality. Maintaining a balanced metabolism. Weight reduction. Cardio and circulatory health. Improved athletic performance. Protection from injury. The Benefits of wine include: Witty comebacks Flawless dance moves Being able to listen to that story your in-laws tell again and again and again... Wine makes you lean... Against tables, chairs, floors, walls etc. Clearly good arguments so: WHY NOT BOTH? Check your Sizing
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Description: The god Quetzalcoatl, is the Feathered Serpent or Precious Twin. He is the god intelligence and self-reflection, a patron of priests. Quetzalcoatl is a primordial god of creation, a giver of life.
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Description: Hey Man, I dont know that i need anyone to tell me how to spend my money on my chosen breakfast. But in case they do, they'll find you first in this T shirt. And thats why i made it *sneaks away* Check the sizing chart.
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Description: The electronics and demolitions expert of the Science Ninja Team. Whether she is running the Snack J cafe or dismantling a Galactor bomb with her electrified yo-yo, she is the Legit Princess of G-Force. This design is a niche "If You Know, You Know" (IYKYK) nod to G-3. Perfect for a heavy-weight hoodie or a morning coffee mug. Flies like a dove, strikes like a falcon. Okay don't do anything else don't post anything else until I say so
Description: Some things require coffee. Like Mornings at work, Mornings at home, mornings in the car, mornings on Vacation.... well, Mornings ya know? So if you need your fix to get the job done, we wont judge. hows about just proclaiming your utter dominance when fueled up with this tee. Offered in colors.... best in Java brown, Kids...
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