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Description: I really dont do well in crowds, but man, look at all the space out there.... you know... in SPACE. Perfect for me.

Description: honestly, The crossbow is probably the most underrated weapon in fantasy role-play ever. However it's a great way to deescalate a conflict in a Tavern in a cave, or just about anywhere. You just want to make sure it's loaded before you start jaw Jackin that Orc.

Description: In terms of Dice, i have a type. Polyhedral.

Description: Player: listen, i didn't say i wanted to know how big the room was, i said i wanted to Cast Fireball... DM: Sure, what's the worst that could happen?

Description: i just want to get my dice out and play a game!

Description: Context by Kennef Riggles brings you a delightful assortment of Wearables made specifically for the fun loving tabletop RPG player and DM in mind. The Tshirt Mimic is a snarky and fun, and comes in both light and dark versions. Share this with your friends!

Description: the Protectorate serves

Description: Protecting Trans lives and celebrating our LGBTQ+ community is at the heart of this design. Just as a bakery brings folks together, we stand in fierce solidarity. You are valid, you are seen, and you are a vital part of the recipe. 📎

Description: an Esoteric Serpent with all seeing eye

Description: Warlocks, Man.. they get all the good stuff. hexes and hellish rebukes... all for the low price of your soul at some later date.. those guys are super smart, haha...haha... hah...

Description: Obviously we don't exclusively search out wealth and riches. we are adventurers! Heroes! but you know... Heroes gotta eat... So a little recompense to cover expenses, meals, lodging, and weapon upgrades... thats not selfish! anyway... make sure you check the sizing chart on this.

Description: For the adventurer who has spent one too many nights hunched over a battle map. This design is a tribute to the physical toll of epic quests and the reality of being a veteran hero. Perfect for long sessions and late-night gaming marathons.

Description: Embrace the chaotic joy of the natural 20! A striking red polyhedral die-the universal symbol of tabletop power. Roll high with this nod to the 5 percent chance of critical success. Perfect for game nights, conventions, or anyone who lives life on a lucky streak.

Description: The definitive tribute to the ultimate tabletop triumph. This V2 edition features premium high-contrast monochrome detailing, celebrating the natural twenty that turns the tide of battle. A must-have for the serious party.

Description: "You wanna know the worst thing that’s ever happened here in the four years I’ve been working here? The worst thing that has ever happened here was when an owl attacked Elanor Gillespie's head because he thought it was a nest." We love us some Chief Hooper... this shirt means we cab let everyone know check the sizing chart!

Description: Never forget your friends of limited stature. This is a tribute to the stout-hearted, often overlooked heroes who carry the adventuring party. Show some love for your favorite short-tempered spellcaster, sneaky rogue, or trusty fighter. This one's for the gnomies who always roll natural 20s.

Description: If you know the corner, you know the legend. A tribute to the street-level history of Harlem, where the food was hot and the heroes were local. A deep-cut for those who remember the neighborhoods before they changed. Shop here:

Description: The health benefits of yoga are undeniable. But what makes our Tiefling Bikram yoga so good? Bikram yoga uses heat to force the heart to beat faster, however Tiefling Bikram yoga not only uses heat but also the fear of the infernal forces trapped just beyond our plane of existence in the Shadowfel. So join us, and begin your downward spiral to damnation and fitness!

Description: When you've reached your limit and need a cute way to express total exasperation, grab this classic design. It's the perfect sarcastic pun tee for animal lovers and anyone who just can't deal with the drama.

Description: Relive the glory days before the gates opened. Show your support for the Hawkins High Varsity Tigers with this updated, vivid design, featuring the classic 1983 mascot. Perfect for the final season and any trip to Indiana.

Description: Listen, friend... I've got great news! my benevolent and magnanimous Patron has just let me know just now that you are not to be harmed in any way! isnt that great?!? well i mean... i was going to throw you into the void and be done with you, but i guess Asmodeus thinks your special... *grumble* you know *i* used to be special. Well, what can one do? i do have a pact to abide by, so until you fall out of favor i'm just going to untie you and you can be on your way... *sighs sadly*

Description: For the scholar of the obscure sub-section and the defender of the literal text. When the party debates the mechanics of a falling anvil, you are the final authority on the written word. Lawful neutral at its finest.

Description: ~In lieu of boring ad copy... let me sing you a song of my people~ Hey there, D' R'lyeh What's it like beneath the Ocean? I'm ten thousand leagues above But, Dagon, tonight see my devotion Yes, you will My victims gave me quite a thrill Now they'll feed the krill Hey there, D' R'lyeh Don't worry no one will miss them I'm made sure they had no family They'll just slide down in the abyss'n They'll be gone Listening to your call I'm drawn Your willing pawn Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me What Dagon says to me

Description: The department’s latest specimen is uncontainable, hungry, and definitely not a pet. For those researchers who believe that even a multi-eyed mass of protoplasm just needs a little training. A tribute to high-stakes academic failure.

Description: Well hay you Kids! you know you rogues and your new fangled 'Sneak Attack' think you're soooo special. When i was in the business we had to wait in the shadows and hide for hours for the opportunity to give the blade a taste of my target. you kids just waltz in there and Dagger Dagger Dagger and thats the whole thing! check the sizing chart!!

Description: They never see it coming, and that is exactly the point. For the masters of the shadows who prefer a sharp blade and a high stealth roll over a fair fight. Because in the dungeon, the best way to do it is quietly.

Description: It's a common misconception that Paladins are all goody goody, that is just not always the case. We can, on occasion get a little wild and crazy. I mean a little ale here and there is good for the blood pressure, which surely gets elevated when the parties rogue disappears after a merchants fat purse!

Description: For the player who is a law unto themselves. Whether you are saving the village or accidentally burning it down, it is all part of the plan. Celebrate the unpredictable nature of the ultimate tabletop wild card.

Description: "Mercy is the mark of a great man... I guess I'm just a good man." This alignment belongs to the anti-hero, the rogue with a heart of gold. Celebrate the spirit of Captain Mal Reynolds and the Serenity crew, living by their own moral code. Essential gear for every space cowboy and tabletop RPG fan.

Description: Destroying the status quo because the status is not quo. Now i know what you are thinking, this just isnt honorable or right to subjugate people, bending them to your will, but i say this, who's will if not mine? I will crush the Rebel Forces and scatter them across the universe. There will be Order, under the protection of my Iron Fist. Check the sizing Chart. We are Watching you.

Description: According to some Chaotic Neutral is the truly free spirit. Well if thats the case, Chaotic Evil is the truly free evil spirit. We do WHAT we want, WHEN we want, and it usually makes a bloody mess. We dont have qualms about thievery, kidnapping, or a bit of torture to achieve our goals, it just to piss off the nearest Paladin. So the next time you need a job done, and the rest of the team is a little squeamish about it, send us in. We love to do what you can't!

Description: A tribute to the bastion of justice and order. For the champions who walk the path of light, protecting the weak and upholding the code of the realm. Honor, duty, and the strength of a righteous heart.

Description: Buy this shirt and then wear it not because you are a ranger, but because you have a ranger that sits across the table from you thats a little forgetful Check the sizing chart

Description: the raging debate over crossbow control isn't one i want to have when I'm enjoying a night out with my friends at this fine tavern, so hows about you shove off, and let us get back to our drunken carousing, yeah? Yes, yes... i understand its a hot button topic and you've got a right to your opinion, but you've also got a right to a punch in the nose if you lean into me one more time and subject me to that fetid breath of yours. Do we have a quarrel, friend? Because i know i have a dozen right here.... In various sundry colors... if your belt of dwarvenkind had to be let out recently... order a size up.

Description: The guardians of Natures Bounty, defenders of the Forest, Sea, Jungles and Mountains. These devout worship not gods, but commune with the Earth, its creatures companions on the ancient journey of fellowship with the Natural world. Come forth, Brothers and Sisters, and proclaim your Dedication to the world that sustains us, and protect her from her enemies!

Description: For trackers, the hunters, the Beastmasters who travel the wilds search of... well whatever. Whether its Food, Prey, Bounty or Justice, we know you'll track it down. Check the sizing chart.