Description: According to some Chaotic Neutral is the truly free spirit. Well if thats the case, Chaotic Evil is the truly free evil spirit. We do WHAT we want, WHEN we want, and it usually makes a bloody mess. We dont have qualms about thievery, kidnapping, or a bit of torture to achieve our goals, it just to piss off the nearest Paladin. So the next time you need a job done, and the rest of the team is a little squeamish about it, send us in. We love to do what you can't!
Description: the raging debate over crossbow control isn't one i want to have when I'm enjoying a night out with my friends at this fine tavern, so hows about you shove off, and let us get back to our drunken carousing, yeah? Yes, yes... i understand its a hot button topic and you've got a right to your opinion, but you've also got a right to a punch in the nose if you lean into me one more time and subject me to that fetid breath of yours. Do we have a quarrel, friend? Because i know i have a dozen right here.... In various sundry colors... if your belt of dwarvenkind had to be let out recently... order a size up.
Description: The guardians of Natures Bounty, defenders of the Forest, Sea, Jungles and Mountains. These devout worship not gods, but commune with the Earth, its creatures companions on the ancient journey of fellowship with the Natural world. Come forth, Brothers and Sisters, and proclaim your Dedication to the world that sustains us, and protect her from her enemies!
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Description: For trackers, the hunters, the Beastmasters who travel the wilds search of... well whatever. Whether its Food, Prey, Bounty or Justice, we know you'll track it down. Check the sizing chart.
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Description: Saint Cuthbert of the Cudgel is the deity of Wisdom, Dedication, and Zeal. Many the faithful adventurer has taken up arms with St. Cuthbert blessing in one hand, and a heavy F'N club in the other. Now please, sizing is a bit small, so order a size up if unsure, 2 if you plan to wear it over plate mail
Description: Some battles can only be fought with unwavering faith and divine conviction. This design is a tribute to the legendary holy warriors—the sworn protectors who carry sacred swords and are willing to stand alone against the forces of darkness. Wear your devotion and armor your soul. Sizing runs a bit small... so check the sizing chart if you have any doubts.
Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat
Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat
Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat
Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat
Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat
Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat
Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat
Description: Come and bask in the like of the Shining One, and may the warmth of Pelor grant you contentment. The Sun Father guides his faithful in the tasks of Healing, Community service, and smiting dark and evil with sunbeams of holy badassery. Bear the Mark of Pelor proudly, just be sure toi check the sizing chart, and order 1 size up if unsure.
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Description: Mordenkainen’s Faithful Hound Its a Conjuration spell that uses the most inexpensive components to grant you a friend for a lifetime. All you need is a Level 4 spell slot. a tiny silver whistle, a piece of bone, and a thread, and you'll have ectoplasmic cuddle machine for 8 hours. Just conjure that phantom watchdog in an unoccupied space and place fetch, teach him tricks, just dont leave a 100ft area of you'll be a sad panda. Now clearly I'm asking that you check sizing charts because you'll want this tee roomy for you and your new best friend!
Description: C'mon man... the food truck just pulled up and i need to get my Carnitas if i am gonna have any hope of finishing those reports before the end of the day! What do you mean you aren't into it? Its Tuesday! Take part in the great Gastronomic tradition of Taco Tuesday, you wont bew sorry you did! Check the sizing chart!
Description: Some players just demand the spotlight, and there's no better way to steal the show than being a powerful, majestic Centaur! This funny TTRPG pun is for the adventurer who rolls big, rides hard, and makes every scene about them. It’s hard to blend in when you're half-human, half-horse, and 100% star.
Description: Are you aching, yearning to experience the depths of infernal power, His Name be Graz'zt and he offers you delights that you'll quite possibly never survive. His Infernal power grows as does your Desire, bringing you to the edge of the Abyss... literally. The Seducer, Defiler, the Dark Prince entices you to wear this as a mark of your obedience to Graz'zt - Sizing runs small... but Graz'zt likes 'em snug *wink*
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