Description: It's just a meh kind of day, i feel like i don't have any future... i mean look at my arms,, i couldn't put my own socks on... well if i *had* socks to begin with. Not to mention i've got no friends at all... they all run away when i come around. :( I know, i gotta be positive. I'm gonna do my best to get out there and look up in the sky and face the world with a big bright... oh,whats that? huh... well whatever it is, gets gettin' bigger and it... coming... this... way.
Description: With the dire need for justice and accountability, and a complete lack of action from the very systems that are supposed to keep the people safe, it is comforting to know that the collective known as ANONYMOUS has returned to hold those systems accountable as well as the elites that control them. "Unfortunately, We do not trust your Corrupt Organization to carry out Justice"
Description: With the dire need for justice and accountability, and a complete lack of action from the very systems that are supposed to keep the people safe, it is comforting to know that the collective known as ANONYMOUS has returned to hold those systems accountable as well as the elites that control them. "Unfortunately, We do not trust your Corrupt Organization to carry out Justice"
Description: With the dire need for justice and accountability, and a complete lack of action from the very systems that are supposed to keep the people safe, it is comforting to know that the collective known as ANONYMOUS has returned to hold those systems accountable as well as the elites that control them. "Unfortunately, We do not trust your Corrupt Organization to carry out Justice"
Description: Player: listen, i didn't say i wanted to know how big the room was, i said i wanted to Cast Fireball... DM: Sure, what's the worst that could happen?
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Description: "You wanna know the worst thing that’s ever happened here in the four years I’ve been working here? The worst thing that has ever happened here was when an owl attacked Elanor Gillespie's head because he thought it was a nest." We love us some Chief Hooper... this shirt means we cab let everyone know check the sizing chart!
Description: Listen, friend... I've got great news! my benevolent and magnanimous Patron has just let me know just now that you are not to be harmed in any way! isnt that great?!? well i mean... i was going to throw you into the void and be done with you, but i guess Asmodeus thinks your special... *grumble* you know *i* used to be special. Well, what can one do? i do have a pact to abide by, so until you fall out of favor i'm just going to untie you and you can be on your way... *sighs sadly*
Description: ~In lieu of boring ad copy... let me sing you a song of my people~ Hey there, D' R'lyeh What's it like beneath the Ocean? I'm ten thousand leagues above But, Dagon, tonight see my devotion Yes, you will My victims gave me quite a thrill Now they'll feed the krill Hey there, D' R'lyeh Don't worry no one will miss them I'm made sure they had no family They'll just slide down in the abyss'n They'll be gone Listening to your call I'm drawn Your willing pawn Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me What Dagon says to me
Description: Well hay you Kids! you know you rogues and your new fangled 'Sneak Attack' think you're soooo special. When i was in the business we had to wait in the shadows and hide for hours for the opportunity to give the blade a taste of my target. you kids just waltz in there and Dagger Dagger Dagger and thats the whole thing! check the sizing chart!!
Description: It's a common misconception that Paladins are all goody goody, that is just not always the case. We can, on occasion get a little wild and crazy. I mean a little ale here and there is good for the blood pressure, which surely gets elevated when the parties rogue disappears after a merchants fat purse!
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Description: According to some Chaotic Neutral is the truly free spirit. Well if thats the case, Chaotic Evil is the truly free evil spirit. We do WHAT we want, WHEN we want, and it usually makes a bloody mess. We dont have qualms about thievery, kidnapping, or a bit of torture to achieve our goals, it just to piss off the nearest Paladin. So the next time you need a job done, and the rest of the team is a little squeamish about it, send us in. We love to do what you can't!
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Description: the raging debate over crossbow control isn't one i want to have when I'm enjoying a night out with my friends at this fine tavern, so hows about you shove off, and let us get back to our drunken carousing, yeah? Yes, yes... i understand its a hot button topic and you've got a right to your opinion, but you've also got a right to a punch in the nose if you lean into me one more time and subject me to that fetid breath of yours. Do we have a quarrel, friend? Because i know i have a dozen right here.... In various sundry colors... if your belt of dwarvenkind had to be let out recently... order a size up.
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Description: The guardians of Natures Bounty, defenders of the Forest, Sea, Jungles and Mountains. These devout worship not gods, but commune with the Earth, its creatures companions on the ancient journey of fellowship with the Natural world. Come forth, Brothers and Sisters, and proclaim your Dedication to the world that sustains us, and protect her from her enemies!
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Description: For trackers, the hunters, the Beastmasters who travel the wilds search of... well whatever. Whether its Food, Prey, Bounty or Justice, we know you'll track it down. Check the sizing chart.
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Description: Some battles can only be fought with unwavering faith and divine conviction. This design is a tribute to the legendary holy warriors—the sworn protectors who carry sacred swords and are willing to stand alone against the forces of darkness. Wear your devotion and armor your soul. Sizing runs a bit small... so check the sizing chart if you have any doubts.
Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat
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