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Description: Player: listen, i didn't say i wanted to know how big the room was, i said i wanted to Cast Fireball... DM: Sure, what's the worst that could happen?
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Description: Obviously we don't exclusively search out wealth and riches. we are adventurers! Heroes! but you know... Heroes gotta eat... So a little recompense to cover expenses, meals, lodging, and weapon upgrades... thats not selfish! anyway... make sure you check the sizing chart on this.
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Description: Never forget your friends of limited stature. This is a tribute to the stout-hearted, often overlooked heroes who carry the adventuring party. Show some love for your favorite short-tempered spellcaster, sneaky rogue, or trusty fighter. This one's for the gnomies who always roll natural 20s.
Description: The health benefits of yoga are undeniable. But what makes our Tiefling Bikram yoga so good? Bikram yoga uses heat to force the heart to beat faster, however Tiefling Bikram yoga not only uses heat but also the fear of the infernal forces trapped just beyond our plane of existence in the Shadowfel. So join us, and begin your downward spiral to damnation and fitness!
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Description: Listen, friend... I've got great news! my benevolent and magnanimous Patron has just let me know just now that you are not to be harmed in any way! isnt that great?!? well i mean... i was going to throw you into the void and be done with you, but i guess Asmodeus thinks your special... *grumble* you know *i* used to be special. Well, what can one do? i do have a pact to abide by, so until you fall out of favor i'm just going to untie you and you can be on your way... *sighs sadly*
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Description: Well hay you Kids! you know you rogues and your new fangled 'Sneak Attack' think you're soooo special. When i was in the business we had to wait in the shadows and hide for hours for the opportunity to give the blade a taste of my target. you kids just waltz in there and Dagger Dagger Dagger and thats the whole thing! check the sizing chart!!
Description: It's a common misconception that Paladins are all goody goody, that is just not always the case. We can, on occasion get a little wild and crazy. I mean a little ale here and there is good for the blood pressure, which surely gets elevated when the parties rogue disappears after a merchants fat purse!
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Description: "Mercy is the mark of a great man... I guess I'm just a good man." This alignment belongs to the anti-hero, the rogue with a heart of gold. Celebrate the spirit of Captain Mal Reynolds and the Serenity crew, living by their own moral code. Essential gear for every space cowboy and tabletop RPG fan.
Description: Destroying the status quo because the status is not quo. Now i know what you are thinking, this just isnt honorable or right to subjugate people, bending them to your will, but i say this, who's will if not mine? I will crush the Rebel Forces and scatter them across the universe. There will be Order, under the protection of my Iron Fist. Check the sizing Chart. We are Watching you.
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Description: According to some Chaotic Neutral is the truly free spirit. Well if thats the case, Chaotic Evil is the truly free evil spirit. We do WHAT we want, WHEN we want, and it usually makes a bloody mess. We dont have qualms about thievery, kidnapping, or a bit of torture to achieve our goals, it just to piss off the nearest Paladin. So the next time you need a job done, and the rest of the team is a little squeamish about it, send us in. We love to do what you can't!
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Description: Buy this shirt and then wear it not because you are a ranger, but because you have a ranger that sits across the table from you thats a little forgetful Check the sizing chart
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Description: the raging debate over crossbow control isn't one i want to have when I'm enjoying a night out with my friends at this fine tavern, so hows about you shove off, and let us get back to our drunken carousing, yeah? Yes, yes... i understand its a hot button topic and you've got a right to your opinion, but you've also got a right to a punch in the nose if you lean into me one more time and subject me to that fetid breath of yours. Do we have a quarrel, friend? Because i know i have a dozen right here.... In various sundry colors... if your belt of dwarvenkind had to be let out recently... order a size up.
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Description: The guardians of Natures Bounty, defenders of the Forest, Sea, Jungles and Mountains. These devout worship not gods, but commune with the Earth, its creatures companions on the ancient journey of fellowship with the Natural world. Come forth, Brothers and Sisters, and proclaim your Dedication to the world that sustains us, and protect her from her enemies!
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Description: For trackers, the hunters, the Beastmasters who travel the wilds search of... well whatever. Whether its Food, Prey, Bounty or Justice, we know you'll track it down. Check the sizing chart.
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Description: Saint Cuthbert of the Cudgel is the deity of Wisdom, Dedication, and Zeal. Many the faithful adventurer has taken up arms with St. Cuthbert blessing in one hand, and a heavy F'N club in the other. Now please, sizing is a bit small, so order a size up if unsure, 2 if you plan to wear it over plate mail
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Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat
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Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat
Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat
Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat
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Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat
Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat
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