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St. Cuthbert T-Shirt

Description: Saint Cuthbert of the Cudgel is the deity of Wisdom, Dedication, and Zeal. Many the faithful adventurer has taken up arms with St. Cuthbert blessing in one hand, and a heavy F'N club in the other. Now please, sizing is a bit small, so order a size up if unsure, 2 if you plan to wear it over plate mail

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Magic Missile Always Hits Wizard Arcane Force Damage T-Shirt

Description: Accept no substitutes for guaranteed results. For the wizard who knows that sometimes a fireball is overkill, but a flurry of glowing darts is just right. Because in the dungeon, hitting 100% of the time is a flex.

Tags: wizard, sorcerer, arcane magic, mage art, force damage
Boulder Parchment Shears T-Shirt

Description: a decision making tool since ancient times, this game features 3 perfectly balanced player choices, leading to victory or defeat for your stalwart hero. why not try 3 out of 5 for a little better odds? as always check sizing chart before you order

Tags: nerd, geeky, critical role, tiefling, dragon
Dump Stat - Charisma T-Shirt

Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: dungeon master, roleplay, dice, dungeons, fantasy
Dump Stat - Constitution T-Shirt

Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: d20, role play, tabletop, roleplay, dungeon
Dump Stat - Dexterity T-Shirt

Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: rpg, fantasy, role, game, gaming
Dump Stat - Strength T-Shirt

Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: dice, retro, dungeons, dragons, roleplay
Dump Stat - Charisma (light colors) T-Shirt

Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: d and d, d20, dice, dnd, dnd5e
Dump Stat - Intelligence T-Shirt

Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: game, fantasy, dm, dungeon master, retro
Dump Stat - Wisdom T-Shirt

Description: in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: dungeons, roleplaying, roleplay, fantasy, tabletop
Pelor T-Shirt

Description: Come and bask in the like of the Shining One, and may the warmth of Pelor grant you contentment. The Sun Father guides his faithful in the tasks of Healing, Community service, and smiting dark and evil with sunbeams of holy badassery. Bear the Mark of Pelor proudly, just be sure toi check the sizing chart, and order 1 size up if unsure.

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Servant of Kord T-Shirt

Description: Kord is the Suel god of Athletics, Sports, Storms, Brawling, Strength, and Courage. May the Brawler bless in the Ring, Pit, and Battlefield. Victoy and Honor! Sizing runs small, and kord knows Size Matters (hurrhurr) so order a size up if in doubt

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Putting the Romance in Necromancy Funny TTRPG Skull Roses who T-Shirt

Description: Some say love is dead, but a true dark artist knows better. After all, who needs a Paladin when you have a friend who can chant, "Hold me closer, necromancer." This design is a stylish, spooky tribute to the darker side of magic and the powerful love that defies the grave.

Tags: dark magic, funny, gamer, gaming, grim
Lute Crate T-Shirt

Description: For one low monthly subscription price, you'll get bardic swag undreamed of direct to the door of your Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion. Really? is it that easy? YES ITS THAT EASY! Check the sizing chart. Delivery not available to Tartarus, Shadowfell, or the Elysian fields.

Tags: barbarian, bard, critical, critters, d20
5 Percenter V2 - Illustrated Red Edition T-Shirt

Description: The original tribute to the ultimate tabletop triumph, now refreshed with premium high-contrast detailing in striking red. This V2 edition celebrates the thrill of the natural twenty with a bold, classic look for veteran players and new heroes alike.

Tags: critical hit, d20, dice, dungeon crawl, fantasy gaming
DM Complex REDUX T-Shirt

Description: A good friend showed some interest in one of my older designs, and i thought about updating it now that i had grown a bit in my design knowledge. I have kept the old design listed in case others prefer it, but this one definitely says it all about how our DM's think.

Tags: critical, critical role, critters, d20, d and d
Roll Crits T-Shirt

Description: As a Member of this party, you've got two jobs... JUST TWO JOBS!! those Jobs are detailed on this finely designed Tee, available now for your next session! if in doubt about sizing, order 1 size up.

Tags: dungeons, dragons, ad, dragon, dungeon
Centaur of Attention TTRPG Funny Pun Roleplaying Horse T-Shirt

Description: Some players just demand the spotlight, and there's no better way to steal the show than being a powerful, majestic Centaur! This funny TTRPG pun is for the adventurer who rolls big, rides hard, and makes every scene about them. It’s hard to blend in when you're half-human, half-horse, and 100% star.

Tags: centaur of attention, creature, fantasy, funny, gaming
50 Shades of Graz'zt T-Shirt

Description: Are you aching, yearning to experience the depths of infernal power, His Name be Graz'zt and he offers you delights that you'll quite possibly never survive. His Infernal power grows as does your Desire, bringing you to the edge of the Abyss... literally. The Seducer, Defiler, the Dark Prince entices you to wear this as a mark of your obedience to Graz'zt - Sizing runs small... but Graz'zt likes 'em snug *wink*

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Discordianism - Eris Goddess of Chaos Symbol T-Shirt

Description: Celebrate the glorious uncertainty of the universe with the primary symbol of the Goddess of Chaos. A design for the practitioners of the law of fives, seekers of the golden apple, and those who find harmony in the sacred discord. 📎

Tags: 23, anarchism, chaos, counterculture, eris
Stalwart of Tempus T-Shirt

Description: Warriors, Soldiers, Fighters All... Tempus calls you to the field of Glory! War a natural force, a human force, the storm that civilization brings by its very existence. Wage your battles honorably, with the full knowledge that your cause is just. The Foehammer is with you so long as you remember the dead that fall before you. Wear this sign of Tempus' favor into battle, but be cautious and check the sizing chart and order 1 size up if unsure of fit.

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Rock Tough T-Shirt

Description: when you absolutely need to get the job done, you dont have time to question how tough your familiar is. You need the Strength, Power, and durability of a Rock. Our wide selection of new and used Golems come with the balance of the Original Arcanists' warranty, as well as a 14 point enchantment inspection. So come on down and take one for a test drive! check your sizing chart.

Tags: critical, critical role, critters, d and d, d20
Grogtoberfest T-Shirt

Description: its that time of year when we celebrate the important things in life, something-something... also Ale. Raise your glass and feed your inner Barbarian! Check sizing chart

Tags: gaming, dungeons and dragons, role playing game, critical role, pathfinder
Stranger Things Tee - Demogorgon T-Shirt

Description: when you are going up against something this fierce and deadly, just listen to Dustin and fireball it. i mean really... light it up! Check the sizing chart!

Tags: 1980s, 80s, mk ultra, hawkins indiana, demogorgon
Nerdy tee - Alchemy T-Shirt

Description: “The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words.” ― William H. Gass, A Temple of Texts This design was inspired by the curious transmutation of words into stories into lessons... Check the sizing chart.

Tags: popular
Necromancy T-Shirt

Description: Surely the Dark Arts aren't for the squeamish or the Faint of Heart. The ever blurring line between life and Death is one that One does not tread upon lightly. However, the benefits are great. Knowledge from beyond the grave can be a great boon to all humanity. ...Also, never having to cry over the loss of a beloved pet isn't a bad perk either, just sayin'. Order a size up if not sure, the Tees might run a smidgen small.

Tags: dungeons, dragons, ad, dragon, dungeon
Miskatonic Library Staff Cosmic Horror University Academic T-Shirt

Description: Quiet please, the archives contain secrets that can shatter the mind. A tribute to the curators of forbidden knowledge and the silent halls of the university. Remember: some books were never meant to be checked out.

Tags: cthulhu mythos, weird fiction, arkham, cosmic horror, lovecraftian
Nerdy Tee -Conspiracy Theories T-Shirt

Description: So a special design made for @hacksawjenny from @d20Babes on Twitch, this one is a perfect balance of nerdy and paranoid. featuring the All Seeing Eye, you may or may not get the attention you were looking for, but its certainly going to be a memorable conversation!

Tags: nerd, kurtis wiebe, d20babes, hacksawjenny, illuminati
Nerdy Tee - Shipper Trash T-Shirt

Description: For those of us who do it, Shipping is as natural as breathing. personal investment is only natural.. so lets not judge. I'm proud of being shipper trash and you should be too

Tags: nerd, parody, shipper trash, shipper, deity
D&D Tee - #Critter Ohana T-Shirt

Description: as an homage to the community that got me through so much and lifted me up when nothing else could, i made this. i hope mu Ohana loves it as much as i love them. Kenn

Tags: critters, d20, d and d, dice, dm
Gruumsh T-Shirt

Description: Old Gruumsh One-Eye s calling to you. Your Tribe, your People, call to you. He Who Never sleeps, the unblinking god of destruction who unleashed the savage multitudes against outposts of civilization, whispers forever in your ear. It is time to rise up with your Orcish bretheren, to rage against Man, Elf and Dwarf alike, to claim all lands for Orcish kind! Sizing matter in this, check the chart and order accordingly

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, dice
Orclebee's T-Shirt

Description: Listen, we all know after a long adventure through the Underdark there is a HUGE need to decompress, share a few drinks with your compatriots, and generally snack on 1/2 price appetizers till the Bleary-Eyed End of the night. When that time comes, come to Orclebee's, where we follow the same philosophy we started with – serving good food to good adventurers. So come on down, and we'll take care of you, your party, and yes, your Animal Familiars are welcome. Check the sizing chart, please

Tags: gaming, dungeons and dragons, dm, gm, vox machina
Priestess of Lolth T-Shirt

Description: The unyielding Matriarch of Dark Elf Society, Lolth stands for all of the things that make Drow society Terrible and terrifyingly attractive. Brutal and sadistic, Lolth's priestesses subjugate their males without mercy, and give their enemies no quarter in battle. Drow are little, so are their shirts. Check the size chart and order up if in doubt.

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
D&D Tee - Ulaa T-Shirt

Description: Ulaa, the Stonewife, blesses her faithful with gemstones and treasure under the mountain. She and her Clerics defend the Hills and mountains from Greed and Evil. Accept the Gifts of Ulaa and do Her work, the rewards of which shall be endless. Sizing is not exactly dwarf friendly, check the chart if unsure, order a size up.

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Dm Complex Tee T-Shirt

Description: Has your Dm got a God Complex? Do you fear for the swift hammer of retribution when your character acts out of line? Well perhaps a fine Tee announcing the same might be the perfect gift to give you a +1 to sucking up! just sayin'

Tags: dungeons, dragons, ad, dragon, dungeon

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